- Me: Heyo Martin, been a while how you doin'?
- Martin the Manatee: Yooo Jake, I missed ya brother, let's catch up.
- Me: Deal, I'll come over after work and we can watch the game.
- Martin the Manatee: I'll get some brewskis on my way home.
- Me: Martin, manatees don't drink, you goof.
- Martin the Manatee: I know, I was just messin' with you. You caught me.
- Me: Ohhhhh Martin, you silly dog, you.
- Martin the Manatee: I'm not a fuckin' dog.
- Me: My bad.
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That’s not how that works
Source: queermobile
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
thank you i needed this
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Source: scienceandrollerskates
Source: transcendentistry
There is something about the human face that just completely enthralls me
many things about it
the contours
the way shadows fall upon it depending upon different angles and light
the varying sizes of eyes, nose, mouth
the closeness of everything
the shades of colors
the wrinkles that show where you’ve been surprised or sad or smiled time and time again
the freckles or moles or marks from birth or sun or life
the fact that the receivers of all of these senses are right there on said face
ears to hear, mouth to speak and taste, sight, smell, it’s all right there in this beautiful face
i cant help but look and stare and long to be closer to each face i see and just study it and appreciate each and every single one for the unique beauty and complexity that it has
GAHhhh
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WHEN DO I STOP BEING HUNGRY
Source: holypeaches
“He…he didn’t even watch Shrek Forever After…” I said, standing over his limp body, his blood dripping down my face, still warm and fresh from the kill.
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Source: makebelievethati-impress
fire up the lawnmowers and barbecues it’s time for the DAD OLYMPICS
events include BREAKING THINGS WHILE TRYING TO FIX THEM
WEARING SHORT SLEEVE BUTTON UP PLAID SHIRTS TO WORK
TELLING THE SAME JOKE FOR ELEVEN YEARS
and WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL
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